10. They eat less
9. They don't ever ask for money
8 They are much easier to train
7. They happily come when called
6. They never ask to drive the car
5. They don't use drugs, smoke, or drink and neither do their friends
4. They don't insist on buying the latest fashions
3. They don't cop an attitude, roll their eyes, stomp away, and slam the door
2. They don't need a gazillion dollars for college
And the #1 reason why dogs are better than kids:
1. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Karen
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